"Oran J Sands III" (merlyyn)
05/19/2015 at 08:32 • Filed to: scarcasm, Hinchcliffe, IMS, INDYCAR
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"Oran J Sands III" (merlyyn)
05/19/2015 at 08:32 • Filed to: scarcasm, Hinchcliffe, IMS, INDYCAR | 9
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As the wrecks add up at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway questions are being asked and the answers are not satisfying to most. Many are wondering about the silence from the manufacturers. And are those in the know being hushed up?
GM’s already on the ropes from its recalls and now it’s got faulty aero kits (and these aren’t cheap). And crashes with their aero kits are highly public. Another PR disaster in the making? All the wrecks have been Chevrolet-based cars. All but the last one which was Hinchcliffe in a Honda. Was his accident a red herring to draw attention away from the other manufacturer?
Ask your self this, why was Hinch immediately whisked away from the track and spent the night removed from the press? Men in Black removed him from the track quickly and securely.
The car was whisked away and out of sight.
We may never know.The history books are written by winners. We’ll have to wait until Sunday to know who the real winner is.
This is a work of satire. Calm down.
Oran Sands used to work at the track in a Security position and has flown with the Lifeline helicopter during the month of May. He’s also scared of jumping spiders.
LongbowMkII
> Oran J Sands III
05/19/2015 at 08:47 |
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Before that tag I was fearing a shitstorm. Not that anyone cares enough about indy to shitstorm anymore.
Slave2anMG
> Oran J Sands III
05/19/2015 at 08:54 |
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:)
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Oran J Sands III
05/19/2015 at 09:06 |
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I heard that the Chevrolets were found with their keys in the acc. position.
Azrek
> Oran J Sands III
05/19/2015 at 10:15 |
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Lotus should come back for this race...they’d win because everyone else wrecked out going too fast. And I am a Lotus fan...
cornerslide
> Oran J Sands III
05/19/2015 at 10:45 |
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Let’s see. Altered aero kits. Less down force. Fastest track you race on all year. I didn’t go to MIT but......................
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Oran J Sands III
> cornerslide
05/19/2015 at 10:50 |
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You forgot the lack of testing until May 3.
Slipstream Network
> Oran J Sands III
05/21/2015 at 02:32 |
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We talk #IndyCar #Aerokits for the #Indy500 in our latest episode. There’s more going on that what you may have previously thought. We also talk to Robert Thorne about racing the K-PAX Racing Flying Lizard Motorsports McLaren 650S in Pirelli World Challenge . Robert provides great driver insight for understanding a complicated GT3 car with all it’s technology as well as his career as a whole.
http://slipstreampodcast.kinja.com/episode-37-rob…